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Vivid Dreams. My life is a wack-job whilst my head layeth upon a pillow.

Last night I went to a food eating contest to watch one of my friends compete. She ate 50 cameras and won the contest.

Yes, cameras.

Afterwards, I had to move back to Alabama and was made to work on the same hospital floor that I was at when I lived there. Which, by the way, is Hell on Earth. If I ever have to go back to work in a hospital I will change careers.

I then awoke from that nightmare to pee around 5 am. My stomach was also pretty upset. Probably from the 76 pounds of fruit I ate yesterday.

Once I was able to fall back asleep, I found myself at a huge outside party surrounded by everyone on my Facebook friend list. I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom only to find that the toilets sat freely throughout the lawn for all to watch. Apparently I didn't care so I sat down on one for what felt like 20 minutes and could never pee. I had the sensation, but it just wouldn't ever...come out. Andy got tired of waiting for me, so he picked up the toilet with me on it and carried me around the party. Pants on the ground and all. I don't think I ever peed.

Progesterone side effects? Geez! I can't wait to go to sleep tonight to see what other adventures are in store for me!

Otherwise, nothing much new. I don't feel pregnant, but it is wayyyy to early to tell. Still cramping down there, but that is about all.

One of my best friends is bringing us dinner tonight, so I can't wait to catch up with her! Will be a good time. Tomorrow, I get to finally get out of the house! My sister and I are getting our mops chopped to donate to Locks of Love. We've been growing our hair out for awhile and both look like Crystal Gayle, so it's about time! I will post pics tomorrow!