Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This T-Shirt Isn't Funny Tuesday

And now ladies, I present to you another edition featuring T-Shirts that your average woman who is having trouble getting pregnant would want to rip off of someone, cut into little pieces, and put a match to!

YES,
I'm not pregnant.
NO,
You can't touch my beer belly. Because I can drink beer and you can't. Betch.



We just got back from an awesome weekend vacation with my sister and her hubby! They were so nice to let us tag along. We went to where Car.rie Under.wood was just married...it was beautiful!

August 14th was our due date and it is closing in quickly. I can't believe that I would almost be 39 weeks preggo right now...it went by so fast. We decided to head to the beach next week. I would rather be there than at work dwelling on it.

Soooo, instead of a baby, we'll be bringing home a special something after our beach trip! I can't wait to show it off!

12 comments:

Kakunaa said...

What a tease!! Not even a clue?

AnotherDreamer said...

(*hugs*) on the upcoming date. Enjoy the trip. Sometimes getting away is just the thing you need.

Love these segments with the shirts, lol.

cdg said...

Thinking of you on your should have been due date. I hope you enjoy your vacation. Can't wait to see the surprise when you get home.

R. said...

Anniversaries are so hard, I am glad that you are doing something for yourself and the beach sounds great. So excited for the surprise!

jensays (what would jen do) said...

yeah what a tease, what are you bringing home!?

Tiffany said...

The t-shirt is so not funny. But your version of what it should say, way funny!

I hope you guys have a good time at the beach next week. I can imagine this is going to be a rough week, but just remember: You have so many people who care about you and who support you.

T said...

Oh you tease!! My mind is spinning with the possibilities! Is it a car, a puppy, a yellow submarine?! If it is the third I would like a ride! What is it??

Anonymous said...

Have a great trip. Can't wait to hear the surprise!!

Anonymous said...

Hugs to you on the dreaded due date after a loss...I've got two and both suck. So glad you are able to do something fun instead but no doubt it will at least cross your mind. But hope you have a great vacation. And I love YOUR idea for the t-shirt...print 'er up!!

Jessica said...

Thanks everyone! I promise I will tell you guys the surprise as soon as I get my hands on it! Don't want to jinx myself, ha!

Kim said...

i would soooo let anyone touch my belly if i was pregnant lol

Unknown said...

I've not dealt with IF (though my baby sister has/is), and I find these shirts really annoying, too. Clearly it has another level annoying for those who haven't been pregnant, but just wanted to say that I find the whole -- I'm wearing a t-shirt to announce something that's obvious, and possibly complain about it -- really friggin' stupid.