Journey to the Center of the Uterus

Sunday, January 13, 2013

We're Seven Months Old!

(Late, obviously. Lol. Trying my best to play catch-up. Months 8, 9, & 10 coming sooooon!)
September 5- October 5

Weeeeeeee're back! Hiding out in the cribs again trying to write our updatessss. It has been a rather eventful month!

We are sitting up better and started the month rolling wherever we wanted to go. And then...THEN, we discovered...the army crawl. Ohhhhh yeah. We're still trying to perfect it because we only seem to go backwards, but Mommy makes us play on the floor a lot now. She refuses to let us jump off the bed. Dang it. We can even do the "downward dog" and half-shimmy in that position until we do a face-planting dive into the floor. Ouch. Daddy says changing diapers now is imposssssible.

We like to sit up in our bath duck now, and have discovered that the wet stuff is so much fun! Daddy told us that we are flooding the bathroom every night and need to be more careful. There are just so many...toys! We can't resist. We have also figured out how to pick up our pacis, put them in our mouth, and even steal each other's pacis. Just getting started on that whole sibling rivalry thing earrrrrly.

A has decided that he likes to jump out of the arms of whoever is carrying him. He didn't get the nickname Spider Monkey for nothing. He also prefers to be carried on his back so he can eat his feet to pass the time. We are worried about him and believe he has a foot fetish. He tried to suck on Mommy and Mmmie K's toes as well. He also likes to sleep on top of Mommy and lick her face.

A is also back to getting up several times during the night for snacks. Daddy said it was because his ears hurt. He had his third ear infection this month. Boohiss. Every time he goes to the doctor he gets to flirt with the nurses, so it's all good. Flirting is his forte.

B is starting to sleep on his belly a lot now. He was soooooo scared at first and would cry out for Mommy and Daddy to roll him back over. He also got his first and second ear infections this month. That doctor dude said that we can't get tubes until we've had 6 infections in 6 months:( Boooooo to insurance companies. He is also blowing raspberries like A and saying Dada a lot.

We tried pureed chicken for the first time eva. It was pretty sweet. We also enjoyed some squash, sweet potatoes, and apples. Also, Mommy let us have our first ever lick of a dum dum when we were sick at the doctor's office. Shwing. New potatoes, avocado and turkey are on our hit list. Nasty gag nasty. Blech.

Our Pawpaw and Uncle David came to visit us this month and it was so much fun! We also got to spend the night away for the first time everrrrr. We stayed at our Mmmie K's while Mommy and Daddy went to a football game and tried to catch up on some sleep. We don't know why they need to catch up. They told us they love getting up with us all night. Gah.

One more thing...it's Happy Birthday Daddy month! He turned thirrrrrrrrty nine. That's pretty ancient. Mommy taught us how to make cupcakes for his birthday. We also got to go out to eat and sit in highchairs for the verrrrry first time. Hey Daddy, did you know that you'll be forrrrty next year? Ouchy! Haha!

Crazy camera lady snapshots!

Pawpaw came to visit!

Uncle David came to visit!

Pawpaw & Uncle David

Uncle David is fun! Wheeeee!

Pawpaw is fun too! Wheeee!!!

Fun time with Mommy and the glow ball!

Our Bff's, Elmo & Sock Monkey

The only way A will let us carry him...foot in mouth

A little bit of tush in the air

Naps with Mommy

Happy Birthday Daddyyy!

Our first bookbags from Mrs. Kathy!

Baney Bop

First time in restaurant highchair!

Tummy Time

We love our afternoon walks with Mmmie K

Sillyness

Out to eat with Aunt KK and cousin MLC

Reading with Daddy

Duck tush

Pooped

Day of the week socks from Aunt Lala...Wednesday

Ooooo...Happy Birthday Daddy

Mommy's so mean..she said we can't have any until our 1st Bday. Pppff.

With Daddy Mike & Mmmie K, out to eat for Daddy's Bday

Baney 7 months

B 7 months

We love each other sooooo much

Time to destroy something. Anything.

Anderson, 7 months


A, 7 months


Double Trouble

Holla! See ya next month...only if Mommy can catch up with us!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Help Wanted

Sooooo.

Does anybody want to babysit so that I can catch up on the blog? Maybe even start on their baby books?

Lol:)

They are really easy babies, you see. Very well-behaved for nearly nine months old.

They like to crawl. In two different directions.

They like to be held. At the same time.

They like to eat. Around the clock.

They like to pull up. On things that aren't stationery, including your hair.

They like to have blow-outs. Up their backs, at least once daily.

They like to pee. In your face.

They like to ~~sleep~~ have parties in their cribs. All night long.

Anybody? No?

Maybe some sweet little photos will convince somebody.

They love to stay wherever you put them.

They have amazing personalities.

Anderson is SUCH a mama's boy...

Baney is very patient and happy! Unless Anderson is beating up on him.

They don't get into anything...


They never fight.

They have slobbery smiles. And kisses.

They will crack you up..

They love to take naps.

They love to get naked and clean up their pee on the floor.

They make pretty cute pirates. Arrrrrrrgh.


They like to dress as Nintendo characters and enter costume contests:)

Going once...

Going twice...

Monday, September 24, 2012

We're Six Months Old!

August 5 - September 5

What upppp peeps?

Mommy doesn't know that we're playing on the computer. She thinks we're fast asleep in our cribs for the night. Harhar! We have to hurry up and do our monthly post before she catches us. Aunt Bizbet taught us how to do bullet points alllll the way from Chicago. She's sooooo smart.

First off, Mommy says thank you for all of the Torticollis advice. A has been stretching and doing exercises and his neck is much better!
Our Mimi, Coop Daddy, Memom, Papa, Aunt Lala, and Hailey Mae came to visit! We finally got to meet our Aunt Lala and Hailey. They are pretty fly for some white girls!
We experienced our first birthday party ever...Hailey Mae turned 3!
Our Great Uncle Michael and Great Grandfather Mandaddy came to visit too! We are sooo popular.
We started ~~mumbling~~ shouting out more consonants this month! We've pretty much have the Dah Dahs and Ooh Ma Mas down pat. Mommy and Daddy think we're calling out their names, but they are sadly mistaken.
We like to creep side to side in our cribs. Mommy can't figure out how this is happening. She also can't figure out why her computer goes missing at night.
We get to try a new food every Sunday. So far we've gobbled up carrots, peas, squash, sweet potatoes, bananas, apples, and avocado. For the record, we HATE avocado.
We're starting to prefer Mommy and Daddy's arms. We pretend to be bashful and hide our faces when strangers are coming at us.
Mommy calls us Giggle Monkeys...we looovvve to be tickled and love to laugh!
Anderson caught up with Baney and graduated to size three diapers.
We're in size 3-6 month or 6 month clothes, depending on brand. Right on track peeps.
We like to drool and chew on everything...so far no toothies. We can't wait to chomp on some hamburgers. Maybe we can sneak those at night too.
We can sit up in our boppies allllll by ourselves. That ceiling and looking up Mommy's nose was getting kinda old. B can sit on his own for about 10 seconds. Then he falls over and go bump. Harhar.
We don't particularly like pacis, but B occasionally sucks on his thumb at night when he's lonely. He's a scaredy cat at night.
A experienced his first, and second double ear infection this month. His left drum perforated and he cried sooooo much. We all gave him kisses and medicine and he is feeling much better.
B finally rolled over (back to stomach) for Mmmie K on 8/20/12! He now practices his Ninja skills across the crib with A. He has, however, shown a bit of jealousy towards A. Growin' up ain't easy.
We like to look through the crib bars and find Mommy now...she plays peek-a-boo and cracks us upppp. We also like to play peek-a-boo while she's drying her hair.
A looooves to listen to us sing whilst napping on our shoulders.
Mommy and Daddy say that B is the happiest baby ever. He's always smiling and only cries when he is hungry or sleepy. A is a "Momma's Boy" and enjoys cuddling and being carried around.
At our six month checkup, our doctor said we're doing perrrrfect. We think he wanted to eat his words after our shots though.

A weighed 18 lb 2 oz (65%), was 27.5" long (85%), with a 17.5" head circumference (26%).
B weighed 20 lb 6 oz (95%), was 27" long (76%), with a 18" head circumference (94%).

Here are crazy camera lady's pictures from the past month: