The Final Bump

It's kind of hard to believe...and very bittersweet! These, my friends, will be my last baby bump photos before we welcome our little miracles into the world on Monday! I never thought that I would see this day, and I thank God everyday for allowing us the opportunity to become the parents we have yearned to be for so long.

I'm still couch ridden and it is getting a little worse each day. I can only get up for a few minutes at a time before my leg starts begging to be amputated. After looking at tonight's photos I think I see why! My belly (aka Pow's head) is drooping down to the left side. I would imagine that the pressure from that is pinching the nerve and cutting off my circulation. My nesting instinct is in overdrive, but unfortunately I have to ask Andy to do everything while I watch. Oh well...it is what it is! My doctor almost let me have them tomorrow, but then we decided we would just stay with Monday...that would be in the best interests of the boys. I can survive another four days to give them a healthy start. I can't believe I will have gone almost 38 weeks with twins...I mean, really?

On the other hand, I could burst at any minute. So, we shall see! My 33rd Birthday is tomorrow and that would be the ULTIMATE present!

Total weight gain this pregnancy has been....drumroll please...51 pounds! I'm a little on the low side considering they told me I should put on about 60 pounds. I think that constantly watching my diet because of the diabetes has played a factor. Not to mention the fact that my appetite is not very good right now because I'm out of room! Oh well...they look good and that's all that matters. 

We are set for our C-sec 7:15 am on Monday morning...please pray for a healthy delivery! Our world is about to be rocked...and we cannot wait! I will update as soon as possible!

The First Bump...7 weeks

 Little Pooch

 37 Weeks...tried to put this outfit on again...Lol!

 37 Weeks

 Beastiness...too lazy to put on makeup

 I can't wait until I can drop it like it's hot again

 Saggy lopsided belly!

Andy's final bump...I think that I beat him:)

A & B's Nursery

The nursery is finally complete! Andy worked his butt off and made it possible...crown molding, chair rail, wainscoting, closet design, and all of the furniture assembly. Bless! Thanks for doing such an awesome job!

As it turns out, I do not have a blood clot in my leg. Apparently, my uterus is massive and the babies are dropping. All of the pressure is compressing an adductor? or femoral? nerve causing my left leg to swell and my inner thigh to be very painful. He didn't do a doppler, but there is no redness or warmth which leads him to believe it's not a clot. Has anyone else ever had this problem? I've been couchridden since Friday and it doesn't look like it will get any better. Getting to the bathroom is even more of a feat! Guess I need a bedpan. I now have a waddle AND a limp. I'm such a gimp. So grateful that God is blessing us with these babies though. That's all that matters and I'll go through anything to get them.

I just looked over at the How Big Is Baby app on the side of my page, and it has changed to a watermelon. No wonder! Got two of 'em!

Before

 Before

 After paint and chair rail

 Daddy hard at work

 After wainscoting

 Furniture!

 Closet before

 Closet after

 Bookshelf Andy has had since we started dating...I painted it to match the bedding!

 Cute handmade wreath from coworker!

 Made by Aunt Katie!

 Handmade bedding and curtains from friend!

 Hand painted for A&B from our sweet nieces!

 Anderson

 Baney

 Closet after...filled with love from friends and family!

 Naproom/Playroom

 Handmade frames waiting for their newborn pics

 Get in mah belly

All we need now are our two little boys...then the nursery and our family will be complete!

7 more daysssss!!!!!!

Gimpin' Ain't Easy

I'm going to copy my sister's style and do a bullet point update tonight! I'm having difficulty sitting upright, so I'm having to type this whilst halfway lying down on my couch. That makes it kind of difficult to be witty and form full paragraphs. Talent folks. Pure talent.

• I'm finally able to somewhat use my left hand...which makes typing possible! I think that my poor little pyogenic granuloma has bit the dust...he's kind of drying out and doesn't look like he'll be coming back anytime soon. I'm still having to bandage my hand and cover it with a glove during showers, but it's all good. Hopefully I didn't just jinx myself.
• We're basically done packing our hospital bag. Any advice on must haves??? I think we have most of the essentials, but I don't want to forget anything.
• My butt started hurting earlier this week and I thought that my pilonidal cyst was coming back. It's still a little sore, but no signs of infection. Good Lord.
• My last day at work was 2/10 and I'm seriously glad he took me out. I really don't think I could have made it another day after all of the other crap that has popped up! I do miss my coworkers though!
• I'm a gimp.
• As of 2/15, Pow weighs 5lb 8oz, and Boom Boom weighs 6lb 13oz...I'm going to give birth to toddlers!
• The newest ailment: my left thigh started swelling up last weekend. I didn't think anything about it because I've had swelling the entire pregnancy. The last couple of days, my inner thigh has become very painful and swollen. I haven't noticed any redness or warmth but I called my OB anyway. I will be seeing him first thing tomorrow AM and may possibly have a venous doppler if he thinks it is a blood clot. This is why I'm laying on the couch with my legs elevated and trying to type this...afraid to move!
• I'm a gimp.
• Pow has the hiccups right now. I love it when they get the hiccups.
• C-Sec has been scheduled for 3/5 at 7:15 AM if I haven't had them before then!!!
• Pow is still head down, and Boom Boom is still breech.
• My high risk OB wanted me to have an amniocentesis next week, but then my regular OB told me not to. She wants to check their lung maturity. He doesn't feel this is necessary considering I will already be full term at 37 weeks and he isn't planning on delivering them until almost 38 weeks at the absolute latest. I agreed with him because I really, really don't want one.
• Gestational diabetes is still under control with diet. 
• I love fruit punch Kool Aid.
• I'm going through about 2-3 bags of Sonic Ice each week. Crack is whack. And yes, I'm on iron supplements!
• My dog needs a bath. I'm a gimp.
• Andy made me a special eggplant parmesan recipe that has been proven to initiate labor within 48 hours. That was Monday. Andddddd...I'm still here on the couch...with my legs up in the air...using 6 fingers to type...chewing on ice. 
• At my last appointment on Tuesday, my cervix has started to soften, but no dilation yet. After worrying myself to death for the last nine months about miscarriage and preterm labor, it is now apparent that I have a uterus and cervix of steel.
• Most importantly, after tonight, 10 days at the most until we meet our babies! Life is good!!!
• My butt hurts. I bid you farewell with some recent pics. I'm a gimp. That is all.

 Baney 35 Weeks (Boom Boom) Our little chunky monkey!

Anderson 35 Weeks (Pow) Still so hard to get a good pic of him! 

 35 Weeks

 36 Weeks!!!!

I Have a Tumah.

If you are easily disgusted, please turn away now. Apparently, my pregnant body likes to grow things aside from babies.

Well, I thought that I was going to be able to relax these last couple of weeks before the babies are born. I was back in the doctor's office yesterday having surgery performed on...my hand. A few weeks ago, a little red broken blood vessel that I've had on the palm of my hand for years decided to mutate into a disgusting little mass. I passed it off as a blood blister, but it just kept growing. And growing. And then...another little mass started growing out of the top of it.

Fast forward to last Wednesday when I was getting ready for bed. I looked down and both of my hands were covered in blood. I immediately looked down to make sure it wasn't coming from my woohoo and thank God it wasn't. The little bastard had burst open. I cleaned and dressed it up nicely thinking that it would now deflate and heal up. Wrong. It took about 30 minutes to get the bleeding to stop, and never decreased in size.

The same thing happened Friday as I was getting out of the shower. I looked at myself in the mirror and my white robe and towel was covered in blood. Dang thing opened up again. Through the weekend it never stopped bleeding and never went down in size. After washing my hair with bloody shampoo on Monday morning, I decided to call my dermatologist.

It's called a Pyogenic Granuloma. A benign tumor, thank God. It happens to < 5% of pregnant women. Figures! It usually occurs in the mouth, hands, and fingers. She said it was the biggest one that she has ever come across and that was probably because I had the hormones of two babies feeding it. F'awesome. They are very vascular tumors and are a pain in the arse to get rid of during pregnancy. She said that it should go away after delivery but that it could take up to 6 months. Because mine wouldn't stop bleeding, we didn't think it would be very easy or sanitary to take care of two babies while having to deal with a nasty bloody growth on my hand. She ended up cutting it off and cauterizing all of the vessels as best she could. She said it could grow back this week, and if it does I will have to keep coming back to do it again. Double F'awesome.

So now it looks like someone put their cigarette out in the palm of my hand and held it there for 5 minutes. Lol. I will say that it is entirely possible to do things with only one hand. Trying to wash my face last night was the best example...

Ahhh, of all things. If it's not supposed to happen, it will happen to Andy and Jessica! Of course, I'm not complaining at all...I just find it humorous. At least it didn't grow out of my butt this time!

Hmmm. Let's review.

• Infertility. Check.
• Endometriosis. Check.
• Premature ovarian failure. Check Check.
• Seven Failed IUIs. Check.
• 2 Failed IVFs. Check.
• Canceled Egg Donor Cycles x 2. Check.
• Subchorionic Hematoma. Check Check.
• Cluster of grapes coming out of my bunghole. Check Check Check.
• Pilonidal Abscess in my bungcrack having to be lanced, drained, and packed with gauze. Check.
• Skin tag forest inside of my belly button and armpits. Check.
• Cankles, Knankles. Thankles. Wankles. Check Check Check Check.
• Gestational Diabetes. Check.
• Drippy eye. Check.
• Liver spot in the shape of Africa on my forehead. Check Check.
• Holding two beautiful baby boys in our arms in a matter of weeks. Worth every second of the last seven years.

We're headed to the high risk doctor tomorrow and will find out how much they weigh! Yay! 

In case you are interested in seeing this disgusting growth, here are a few pictures. Enjoy! ;)

The Tumah...before

 The Tumah...before

 The Tumah...after. Sheesh!

 Please pray that it heals and doesn't grow back so I can take care of our babies!

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